It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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