She said her name was "party"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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