another moral hangover. fuck.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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