Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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