Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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