did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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