real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Randomize
