You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
