I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just want to make out with him forever
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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