I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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