I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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