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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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