It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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