You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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