Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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