yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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