let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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