we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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