White coat. Heels.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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