i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I need moral support for this bender
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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