I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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