Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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