So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
