Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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