found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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