I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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