I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you would pick up someone in the library
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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