Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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