he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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