everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
you never un-have a 4some
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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