dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Watching her eat just hurts me
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
