I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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