Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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