If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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