i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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