was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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