Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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