He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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