im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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