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Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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