This girl is more easily done than said...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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