One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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