jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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