I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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