god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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