im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
