Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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