remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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