I am puke
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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