hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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