He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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