I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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