Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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