She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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